“Miss Angela” Carnauber Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 126 Likes Received: 263 Nov 18, 2018 #1 Who calls their wife “miss?” I’m into MILF porn as much as the next guy, but this is positively weird and southern and Oedipal. “He hugged me around my neck...” Jesus H. Christ. Can you imagine Saban or Kelly (Chip or Brian) ever uttering these words about their AD? Give me a talented asshole any day of the week versus this mouth breathing aww shucks dopey cornpone hack. Now that we have all that out of the way, another query: has anyone in the history of the game failed up like Helton? And now he’s going to very likely walk away with 15 million. You won the lottery you fraud - and you should give at least half to Sam Darnold. Also, does it shock anyone that JT wants him to stick around? He’s the only person left in the world who thinks Staredown should start. Angry. Worried. Disgusted. Tired. But feeling a bit better that I got to write “cornpone.” SC74, ConquerorSC, kasrkin and 7 others like this.