Some humor for a rainy Thanksgiving day... Who's High Pitch? Points Member Joined: Sep 13, 2017 Messages: 361 Likes Received: 399 Nov 28, 2019 #1 I parodied American Pie last year and now, I've made updates to it. Please sing along and enjoy: Intro: A long long time ago I can still remember how The Trojans used to make me smile And I knew when we had Pete and Norm The offense scored and the defense swarmed And maybe we'd be winning for a while But the ncaa made me shiver With every verdict they delivered Bad news on the doorstep Another hiring misstep I can't remember if I cried When I read Helton wasnt fired Something touched me deep inside The day the program died Chorus: So my, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Verse: Did you write the playbook up And do you have faith in Bohn above If your contract tells you so? Do you believe in running the ball? Can Slovis save your mortal soul? And can you teach them how to be physical? Well, I know that you're afraid of Bohn 'Cause I saw you give him a "Fight on!" You both will look like fools If he doesn't give you the boot, ooohhh I was a loyal Trojans fan for years With a season tickets and my Trojan gear But I knew that I was outta here The day the program died I started singin' Chorus: My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Now, for ten years we've been 2nd tier With embarrassing losses every year But, that's not how it used to be When the jester coached under Norm and Pete As as favor to his dad, Monte Till he got his own gig at Tennessee Oh and while coach Norm was looking down The jester stole his OC crown The coaches meeting was adjourned No, Norm did not return And while Haden went and hired Sark And ripped out Coach O's fiery heart And we sang Fight On in the dark The day the program died We were singin' Chorus: My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Helton meltin, in a summer swelterin The fans were gone and recruits were bailing Eight place now and falling fast A yellow flag fell on the grass The players tried for a forward pass While their teammates, on the sidelines, smiled and laughed Now the half-time air was doom and gloom While TMB played a marching tune We all got up to leave Oh, but we never got back the lead 'Cause the players tried to kick it deep The kick returner scored with ease Do you recall what was revealed The day the program died? We started singin' My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Oh, and there we were all in one place Another recruiting class gone to waste With no time left to start again So come on Bohn be nimble, Bohn be quick Bring in Meyer or even PJ Fleck 'Cause Meyer is this program's only mend Oh and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No team coached by Hell(ton) Could break Nick Saban's spell And as the team was blown out into the night With clueless looks from Mr. Fight I saw Saban laughing with delight The day the program died He was singin' My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" We beat those girly baby blues And I was hoping for some happy news But we just frowned and turned away I went down to the university bookstore Where crowds had gathered years before But the man there said the fans just wouldn't pay And in the stands the students screamed The alumni cried, and the fans all dreamed But not a word was spoken The message boards were broken And the coaches I admire most Pete, Coach O, and McKay's ghost They caught the last train from the coast The day the program died And they were singing My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" They were singing My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Touchdown for USC, 1988Trojan, Cardinal&Gold and 9 others like this.
I parodied American Pie last year and now, I've made updates to it. Please sing along and enjoy: Intro: A long long time ago I can still remember how The Trojans used to make me smile And I knew when we had Pete and Norm The offense scored and the defense swarmed And maybe we'd be winning for a while But the ncaa made me shiver With every verdict they delivered Bad news on the doorstep Another hiring misstep I can't remember if I cried When I read Helton wasnt fired Something touched me deep inside The day the program died Chorus: So my, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Verse: Did you write the playbook up And do you have faith in Bohn above If your contract tells you so? Do you believe in running the ball? Can Slovis save your mortal soul? And can you teach them how to be physical? Well, I know that you're afraid of Bohn 'Cause I saw you give him a "Fight on!" You both will look like fools If he doesn't give you the boot, ooohhh I was a loyal Trojans fan for years With a season tickets and my Trojan gear But I knew that I was outta here The day the program died I started singin' Chorus: My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Now, for ten years we've been 2nd tier With embarrassing losses every year But, that's not how it used to be When the jester coached under Norm and Pete As as favor to his dad, Monte Till he got his own gig at Tennessee Oh and while coach Norm was looking down The jester stole his OC crown The coaches meeting was adjourned No, Norm did not return And while Haden went and hired Sark And ripped out Coach O's fiery heart And we sang Fight On in the dark The day the program died We were singin' Chorus: My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Helton meltin, in a summer swelterin The fans were gone and recruits were bailing Eight place now and falling fast A yellow flag fell on the grass The players tried for a forward pass While their teammates, on the sidelines, smiled and laughed Now the half-time air was doom and gloom While TMB played a marching tune We all got up to leave Oh, but we never got back the lead 'Cause the players tried to kick it deep The kick returner scored with ease Do you recall what was revealed The day the program died? We started singin' My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" Oh, and there we were all in one place Another recruiting class gone to waste With no time left to start again So come on Bohn be nimble, Bohn be quick Bring in Meyer or even PJ Fleck 'Cause Meyer is this program's only mend Oh and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No team coached by Hell(ton) Could break Nick Saban's spell And as the team was blown out into the night With clueless looks from Mr. Fight I saw Saban laughing with delight The day the program died He was singin' My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" We beat those girly baby blues And I was hoping for some happy news But we just frowned and turned away I went down to the university bookstore Where crowds had gathered years before But the man there said the fans just wouldn't pay And in the stands the students screamed The alumni cried, and the fans all dreamed But not a word was spoken The message boards were broken And the coaches I admire most Pete, Coach O, and McKay's ghost They caught the last train from the coast The day the program died And they were singing My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" They were singing My, my this incompetent guy Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye. And that good ole boy with his press conference lies Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life" "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
Lawyer John Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 27 Likes Received: 37 Nov 28, 2019 #2 Good stuff. I am saving your piece because it reminds me of how that song goes, a truly wonderful memory. Cardinal&Gold, TrojanFireHorse12 and Who's High Pitch? like this.
Good stuff. I am saving your piece because it reminds me of how that song goes, a truly wonderful memory.
SCisBack Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 187 Likes Received: 142 Nov 28, 2019 #3 Excellent job! Going to sing the entire song at the Thanksgiving table this afternoon. Fight On and Happy Thanksgiving! Cardinal&Gold, Who's High Pitch? and TrojanFireHorse12 like this.
Excellent job! Going to sing the entire song at the Thanksgiving table this afternoon. Fight On and Happy Thanksgiving!
Peete2Affholter Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 2,021 Likes Received: 2,050 Nov 28, 2019 #4 Another excellent parody! Thanks for making my Thanksgiving! Cardinal&Gold and Who's High Pitch? like this.
SCnAZ Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 2,910 Likes Received: 1,115 Nov 28, 2019 #5 Nice parody. Love it Cardinal&Gold and Who's High Pitch? like this.
desertfoxx Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 924 Likes Received: 947 Nov 28, 2019 #6 Very creative.. and it did make me laugh Who's High Pitch?, 1988Trojan and Cardinal&Gold like this.
Cyrus Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 4,538 Likes Received: 5,374 Nov 28, 2019 #7 LOL Cardinal&Gold likes this.
BlemBlam Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 2,866 Likes Received: 2,810 Nov 28, 2019 #8 In the Amazon Prime Series, Patriot, the hero, a CIA Agent is captured by the Iranians and locked in a prison and tortured. He isn’t beaten or water boarded or starved or made to go without sleep. Instead, they try to break him playing loud music. It isn’t Slayer or Norwegian Death Metal or the worst rap possible. instead, they force him to listen to American Pie on 11, on a loop. so that’s a nuh, bruh Can never listen to that song the same way again. By the way, Patriot is a dark comedy
In the Amazon Prime Series, Patriot, the hero, a CIA Agent is captured by the Iranians and locked in a prison and tortured. He isn’t beaten or water boarded or starved or made to go without sleep. Instead, they try to break him playing loud music. It isn’t Slayer or Norwegian Death Metal or the worst rap possible. instead, they force him to listen to American Pie on 11, on a loop. so that’s a nuh, bruh Can never listen to that song the same way again. By the way, Patriot is a dark comedy
DaFireMedic Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 7,267 Likes Received: 10,201 Nov 28, 2019 #9 Very clever. Here’s my previous favorite: Who's High Pitch? likes this.
Cardinal&Gold Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 3,112 Likes Received: 4,502 Nov 28, 2019 #10 [email protected]#ken Hilarious man. I lost it @ the "can you teach them how to be physicicaaal" part. Don McLean would be proud of these lyrics. Who's High Pitch? likes this.
[email protected]#ken Hilarious man. I lost it @ the "can you teach them how to be physicicaaal" part. Don McLean would be proud of these lyrics.
1988Trojan Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 473 Likes Received: 350 Nov 29, 2019 #11 Good work ... the jester stole his OC crown hahaha Who's High Pitch? likes this.