Some humor for a rainy Thanksgiving day...

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  1. Some humor for a rainy Thanksgiving day...
    Who's High Pitch?

    Who's High Pitch? Points Member


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    I parodied American Pie last year and now, I've made updates to it. Please sing along and enjoy:

    Intro:
    A long long time ago
    I can still remember how
    The Trojans used to make me smile

    And I knew when we had Pete and Norm
    The offense scored and the defense swarmed
    And maybe we'd be winning for a while

    But the ncaa made me shiver
    With every verdict they delivered
    Bad news on the doorstep
    Another hiring misstep

    I can't remember if I cried
    When I read Helton wasnt fired
    Something touched me deep inside
    The day the program died

    Chorus:
    So my, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"

    Verse:
    Did you write the playbook up
    And do you have faith in Bohn above
    If your contract tells you so?

    Do you believe in running the ball?
    Can Slovis save your mortal soul?
    And can you teach them how to be physical?

    Well, I know that you're afraid of Bohn
    'Cause I saw you give him a "Fight on!"
    You both will look like fools
    If he doesn't give you the boot, ooohhh

    I was a loyal Trojans fan for years
    With a season tickets and my Trojan gear
    But I knew that I was outta here
    The day the program died

    I started singin'

    Chorus:
    My, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"

    Now, for ten years we've been 2nd tier
    With embarrassing losses every year
    But, that's not how it used to be

    When the jester coached under Norm and Pete
    As as favor to his dad, Monte
    Till he got his own gig at Tennessee

    Oh and while coach Norm was looking down
    The jester stole his OC crown
    The coaches meeting was adjourned
    No, Norm did not return

    And while Haden went and hired Sark
    And ripped out Coach O's fiery heart
    And we sang Fight On in the dark
    The day the program died

    We were singin'

    Chorus:
    My, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"

    Helton meltin, in a summer swelterin
    The fans were gone and recruits were bailing
    Eight place now and falling fast

    A yellow flag fell on the grass
    The players tried for a forward pass
    While their teammates, on the sidelines, smiled and laughed

    Now the half-time air was doom and gloom
    While TMB played a marching tune
    We all got up to leave
    Oh, but we never got back the lead

    'Cause the players tried to kick it deep
    The kick returner scored with ease
    Do you recall what was revealed
    The day the program died?

    We started singin'
    My, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"

    Oh, and there we were all in one place
    Another recruiting class gone to waste
    With no time left to start again

    So come on Bohn be nimble, Bohn be quick
    Bring in Meyer or even PJ Fleck
    'Cause Meyer is this program's only mend

    Oh and as I watched him on the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No team coached by Hell(ton)
    Could break Nick Saban's spell

    And as the team was blown out into the night
    With clueless looks from Mr. Fight
    I saw Saban laughing with delight
    The day the program died

    He was singin'
    My, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"

    We beat those girly baby blues
    And I was hoping for some happy news
    But we just frowned and turned away

    I went down to the university bookstore
    Where crowds had gathered years before
    But the man there said the fans just wouldn't pay

    And in the stands the students screamed
    The alumni cried, and the fans all dreamed
    But not a word was spoken
    The message boards were broken

    And the coaches I admire most
    Pete, Coach O, and McKay's ghost
    They caught the last train from the coast
    The day the program died

    And they were singing
    My, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    They were singing
    My, my this incompetent guy
    Can we hire, Urban Meyer and just tell him goodbye.
    And that good ole boy with his press conference lies
    Singin' "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
    "Coach Bohn is the love of my life"
     
       
  2. Cyrus

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    LOL
     
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  3. BlemBlam

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    In the Amazon Prime Series, Patriot, the hero, a CIA Agent is captured by the Iranians and locked in a prison and tortured. He isn’t beaten or water boarded or starved or made to go without sleep. Instead, they try to break him playing loud music. It isn’t Slayer or Norwegian Death Metal or the worst rap possible.

    instead, they force him to listen to American Pie on 11, on a loop.

    so that’s a nuh, bruh

    Can never listen to that song the same way again.

    By the way, Patriot is a dark comedy
     
  4. DaFireMedic

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    Very clever.


    Here’s my previous favorite:

     
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  5. Cardinal&Gold

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    [email protected]#ken Hilarious man.

    I lost it @ the "can you teach them how to be physicicaaal" part.

    Don McLean would be proud of these lyrics.
     
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  6. 1988Trojan

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    Good work ... the jester stole his OC crown hahaha
     
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