Rainman44 Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 733 Likes Received: 876 Dec 5, 2019 #41 Arledge, I'm just gonna say that your articles are a pleasure to read, so please continue. And i get that you don't want to re-write the same bit on CH week to week, so here are my suggestions: Alter Ego 1 - The is an occasional article you write in which you transform yourself into a CCH insider and share what's it like to game plan with Clay, including planning the weeks practices. Through this pretend alter ego, you are totally bought in, a sunshine pumping sycophant assistant coach who comically exposes the program from the inside out. Alter Ego 2 - similar to the above, but you're actually a sold-out assistant who loves all that So California has to offer, is getting the best pay check you have ever received for doing very little, and surfing on off days (and calling in sick when the surf is up). It's a good gig, and even if you are sacrificing career advancement elsewhere, you aren't motivated to leave. In the article, you report on the coaching atrocities each week (across the board. Lot of material there) while giving evidence of your lack of coaching commitment (hey Clay, surf's up ya know, might be late for practice. Just have the LB's do some yoga or something until I get there dude). Continue Musing as is - Obviously this is the tricky one as the goal is to avoid repeating oneself. My suggestion is to save this column for the regular season (more or less) and continue writing about the games w/o referring to he who should not be named. As an aside, at what point do USC fans put paper bags over their head? (rhetorical) Peete2Affholter, AZUSCfan, Ambrosia Harwood and 3 others like this.