Little Johnny meets Nancy Pelosi

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  1. Little Johnny meets Nancy Pelosi
    TroyBill

    TroyBill Junior Member


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    Nancy Pelosi was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mrs. Pelosi if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious Democrat asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
    One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him that would be a tragedy." "No," said Pelosi, "that would be an accident."
    A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff killing everyone that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Pelosi . "That's what we would call great loss."
    The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Pelosi searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

    Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic!" exclaimed Pelosi , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

    "Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

    The teacher left the room.
     
       
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    Here is another one....

    HAROLD SCHUMBERG
    As we get older, we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other seniors who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Many are inspirational to all of us seniors. Harold Schlumberg is such a great person and very knowledgeable...QUOTE FROM HAROLD : "I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired?' Well, I stay active and happy I'm fortunate to have a PHD in chemical engineering and one of the things I enjoy most is converting Beer, Manhattans and Scotch into urine. Then, I take a jog out to the shed and piss on pictures of Maxine Waters, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Chuck Schumer & Diane Feinstein!I do this several times every day. I really enjoy it and get my exercise too!"
    Harold is an inspiration to all of us old folks.
     
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    LOVED IT!
     
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    Troianus Acies Junior Member


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    I need to get on board with this exercise routine

    P.S.
    My local VFW post watering hole bathroom has pictures of Hanoi Jane plastered to the back walls of every urinal.

    The best urine evacuation time of my life!
     

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