Hypothetical

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  1. Hypothetical
    ConquerorSC

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    Weareusc sponsors a not to be missed meet and greet raucous event. Everyone shows up and is identified by a pre-printed username label sticker.
    At one point, after everyone has already been drinking and talking for a couple of hours, conquest4ever81 walks in, grabs a drink, and walks up to everyone.

    What happens next?
     
       
  2. BuTrojan

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    Everyone finally gets a chance to speak to Clay Helton in person
     
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  3. GLYCERINE

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    Conquest81 comes here to troll

    I ignored him and it makes the board more enjoyable for me.

    If he were to show up to a meet and greet I would shake his hand and be cordial...
     
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    Me: Who?
    You: You know, conquest4ever81!
    Me: No, I mean, who gives a sh*t?
     
  5. sctrojan2006

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    We see the two tiny little bruises on conquest4ever81’s chin left by Helton?
     
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  6. ScMafia

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    I would ask Caitlyn Jenner for an autograph, but signed by Bruce
     
  7. LoyalTrojan

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    Tell him to wipe his mouth and go brush his teeth then gargle....
     
  8. Peete2Affholter

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    Now that's just gross. Helton got piercings on his labia?
     
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  9. ConquerorSC

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    @ErikMcKinney, as the OP, I’m not sure how to delete this thread. Please delete it for me. Thanks.
     
  10. SCnAZ

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    Do it! Do it now! (As Arnold would say)
     
  11. conquest4ever81

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    Okay since the topic is "Hypothetical" here's one. If you had the authority and the opportunity arose, would you trade Clay Helton to the bRuins straight up for Chip Kelly?
     
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    depends.... is Kelly’s buy-out less than yours.....clay? Ide take the cheaper option, in both scenarios..... “he gonnnneee”

    fight on team!
     
  13. conquest4ever81

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    Straight up means if we take Chip we get his contract, fleas and all.
     
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    I can't. Call tech support.
     
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