HOMELESS GUY POSES AS USC PLAYER FOR DAYS, EATS MEALS, HOPS IN JACUZZI, & TRIED TO FIELD PUNTS

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  1. HOMELESS GUY POSES AS USC PLAYER FOR DAYS, EATS MEALS, HOPS IN JACUZZI, & TRIED TO FIELD PUNTS
    Arthur Jury

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    Editorial comment: Clay Helton couldn't tell a good football player from a bum it it hit him in the face. Enough !!!!

    HOMELESS GUY POSES AS USC PLAYER FOR DAYS, EATS MEALS, HOPS IN JACUZZI, & TRIED TO FIELD PUNTS

    Link: https://www.totalprosports.com/2021/04/09/homeless-guy-poses-as-usc-player-for-days-eats-meals-hops-in-jacuzzi-tried-to-field-punts/

    A homeless guy recently posed as a player on the USC Trojans and only got busted several days later as he tried to field punts during practice last week.

    “I’m not sure how he got into the McKay Center so easily,” a security source told Wolf last week. “That’s the question and the problem for me. He also shouldn’t even be on campus with the COVID-19 restrictions. We had a previous issue with him at the soccer field, so we knew who he was but he had never done something like this before.”

    One of the biggest issues surrounding this as that the imposter got access to the McKay Center, which requires a fingerprint identification. It turns out the COVID-19 pandemic worked in his favor there, because finger print technology hasn’t been used as much and some doors are purposely being left cracked open by athletes to allow easy access.

    “What gets me is the guts the guy had to just walk in like he belonged,” said the security source. “He must have been a cool customer in the McKay Center. If he hadn’t tried to return punts at practice, he might still be out there because they might not have noticed him.”
     
       
  2. gubo&palanka

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    LOL

    Instead of fair catching them at the 5 he actually tried a return and was successful.

    Hey! What are you doing! That's not who we are!
     
  3. KeenObserver

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    Underrated comment.
     
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  4. Troy70

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    Why would Clay’s staff know a real punt returner?
     
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    Well thanks to Uncle Pat USC is still on the hook for his scholarship.
     
  6. Dinky Dunstan

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    I was amazed that there wasn’t a thread on this yesterday when I first heard about it.

    wtf Clay.
     
  7. qqqqqqqman

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    In all seriousness, how can 100 players and about 15 assistant coaches/staff not say something at some point along this whole embarrassment?

    Way to run a tight ship.
     
  8. TrojanHorse

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    I stopped reading when I saw the name "Wolf"
     
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  9. TroyInception

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    Or a pseudo writer...
     
  10. mickhooligan

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    Exactly
     
  11. 3rd Slide

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    Helton must have confused the homeless guy with Wolf.
     
  12. SCBirnkrant81

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    LOL...Complete lack of institutional control!!
     
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    When the dude actually made contact in practice and hit someone, that was a dead giveaway that he wasn't a Helton player.

    This is a sad statement of how poorly run this program is. There's no other way to spin it. So much for "changing the culture". What a joke.
     
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    Considering so many sports news platforms have picked up on this, the lack of denial or any sort of explanation (at least I can’t find any) is telling....
     
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    When a team has so many receivers they cant even keep track of them anymore.

    Welcome to the Air Raid.
     

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