Clay Helton is Not a Coach. He’s a Den Mother BlemBlam Junior Member Joined: Aug 24, 2017 Messages: 2,856 Likes Received: 2,800 Dec 28, 2019 #1 I posted this on another board, may as well do it here too. Last night, we saw what a competently coached, properly prepared and motivated football team can achieve. The Iowa players were basically laughing at our team almost from the outset. Their body language showed they knew there was no chance we were going to beat them. I can remember, as I'm sure most of you can also, when that was us. That was us the last time we played Iowa. Clay Helton is sucking all the joy out of something that has to varying degrees, brought me happiness for over 55 years. Soccer anyone? sctrojan2006, ConquerorSC, HermosaSC and 6 others like this.